Trump's team forgot to book a hotel, so they're crashing on Hamburg's couch for the G20 https://t.co/oRXv3KXsp1— LiberalTexasDem (@LiberalTexasDem) July 6, 2017
One of the reasons to doubt that Team Trump is recording anybody's White House conversations is that the entirety of Team Trump, collected, could not find their own behinds with two hands, a full-length mirror, and five certified behind-finding dogs. White House officials apparently waited too long to book accommodations for President Trump, leaving him without a hotel in Hamburg, Germany, as world leaders converge for the G20 summit. [...] The Hamburger Abendblatt, a local news outlet, reported that the US government wanted to accommodate Trump in the Four Seasons, but it was already booked. In fact, it turns out that every luxury hotel in Hamburg was reportedly booked by the time the Americans called, leaving Trump, who is associated with an empire of hotel properties, scrambling for a place to stay.
A subscription may be required to read the complete article.